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Hi my name is Echo, yes that is my birth given name. Well let's see.......I am a Married 29 year old Swinging Bi-Sexual female. I am 100% Irish and have the red hair and green eyes to proove it. I am a smartass I love to joke & laugh,,,,,,laughter is the key to happiness, that and a very sexually healthy life. I did have a Girlfriend until she recently got jealous, so now I am looking for a replacement,,,lol. Hmm what else more can I tell you except...

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Rules of The Booty call

Let's start with the definition of a booty call...................................................
 
A booty call is a telephone call, other communication or visitation made with the sole intent of achieving sex with the person being contacted. Such a call is usually made later in the evening and often after consuming alcohol. Traditionally this phenomenon, especially the term booty call, is associated with a woman calling a man, when both parties are already in a sexual relationship.

The term itself is more likely to be used by the person answering the call or others in his/her company than the person making the call. It is often derisive, but not always. For example, "Did Paul take off?", "Yeah, he had to answer a booty call."

Although traditionally the telephone is used for a booty call, the last ten years have seen the rise of IM/chat/e-mail/text message booty calling, benefitting those more timid and more sk illed at written manipulation than at live conversation due to the according anonymity and, hence, increased license to say anything in these formats.
 
THE BOOTY CALL
 
The booty call should be made on the same day you plan on getting with him/her. The first option is to call right before you want to meet him/her. The second option is to call ahead of time to schedule the meeting for a later time.

To use the second option you need to have a good idea of what his/her usual schedule is like and the best time and way of reaching him/her, whether through cell or home line, so you don't get the answer machine. However, it's always best to use the first option, calling right before meeting.

Most of the calls should be at night, but if you're calling him/her for the first time, the call should definitely be at night.

The majority of the booty calls need to be at his/her place. A good rule of thumb is 3 to 1, average three meetings at her place for every one meeting at your place. One reason for having them mainly at her place is to make it the customary location.

Make sure you sleep over the first time you two have sex, whether it was a booty call or not, and then apply the 2 to 1 sleepover rule when developing a booty call relationship. You should average one sleepover for every two times you don't sleepover.

Since emotional bonds are strengthened faster than they are weakened, the 2 to 1 rule acts as the emotional bond stabilizer for the both of you. If the bond gets too strong or too weak, it will jeopardize the booty call relationship and it may be too late to remedy the situation.

When you call, depending on when you call and when you want to meet him/her, ask if she is doing anything right now, tonight, or later on. If it's the first call, talk for about 5 minutes before asking. If it's not the first call, keep the talk under 3 minutes.

It doesn't matter whether he/she says yes, no, or anything else, the purpose of the question is to prime her for the next question.

The next thing you should ask him/her is if you can come over to his/her place. For example, "Let me come over <right now/tonight/later on>"

If he/she doesn't answer immediately, say "Ok" or "Alright" in order to elicit a similar response from her. He/She will either say ok or give you an excuse. If the excuse is one that you think he/she would be able to get around, then continue with your persuasion. But if the excuse is a serious one, then it's best to say goodnight and call a few days later.

He/She also might ask why you want to come over, in this case say something along the lines of, "I just want to see you for a little while". If she's more of the flirty type, you can say, "Why do you think?"

Common excuses you might encounter:

* He/She is tired -- this excuse borders between one he/she can get around and one he/she can't. You'll have to play this one by ear and listen to his/her tone of voice. If he/she doesn't sound tired, it's a safe bet to pressure her a bit more with the, "I just want to see you for a little bit" line.

* He/She is going out that night -- tell her you'll come by after she gets back, even if she won't be back until late at night. After all, that's how the booty call got its reputation.

* He/She has to do some work (whether for school or her job) -- say something similar to what you would if she says she's going out, say you'll come by right after she's finished.

* He/She simply says she's busy or has to do something -- ask him/her what he/she has to do, if it's an excuse he/she can get around, just say you'll come by after he's/she's finished with whatever he's/she's doing or has to do.

If he/she keeps giving excuses for why he/she doesn't want to meet, then he/she probably isn't interested in you and/or he/she doesn't feel like having sex at the moment.

Keep in mind that some women are reluctant to saying yes right away, especially if it's the first booty call, but if you work for it just a little, they usually cave in to their desires.

Once a woman has experienced the relaxation that comes from no strings attached sex after building up the tension throughout the day, she'll be constantly craving sex without emotional baggage or pre-sex courting and her booty will definitely be giving you calls when it's 'in need'.

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

The Pre-Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).

This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss a nd remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!!!

*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________